1 00:00:02,437 --> 00:00:02,940 Oh, come on! 2 00:00:03,073 --> 00:00:04,242 Run the fricken ball! 3 00:00:04,375 --> 00:00:05,678 What are you doin' coach? 4 00:00:05,812 --> 00:00:07,448 This whole team is run by morons! 5 00:00:07,582 --> 00:00:08,116 Yo, Hoagies! 6 00:00:08,685 --> 00:00:10,254 Maybe if you yell a little louder, they can hear you 7 00:00:10,254 --> 00:00:11,824 over there in Minneapolis! 8 00:00:11,991 --> 00:00:12,492 Oh, great. 9 00:00:12,626 --> 00:00:14,195 Fricken Steve DelVecchio. 10 00:00:14,462 --> 00:00:14,830 Oh, cool. 11 00:00:14,997 --> 00:00:15,264 No, Hank. 12 00:00:15,699 --> 00:00:16,433 The guy's a freakin' douchebag. 13 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:19,439 Hate to break it to you, Steve, but you're at a sports bar. 14 00:00:19,573 --> 00:00:20,006 Oh, great. 15 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:20,876 Here he comes. 16 00:00:21,009 --> 00:00:21,677 Let me ask you something. 17 00:00:22,111 --> 00:00:24,248 Why in the hell would they run the ball when they're 18 00:00:24,248 --> 00:00:26,018 down by 14 with no timeouts? 19 00:00:26,118 --> 00:00:28,123 It's called smash mouth football, okay? 20 00:00:28,123 --> 00:00:28,891 You ever heard of it? 21 00:00:29,025 --> 00:00:29,560 Pound the rock. 22 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:31,162 You're literally just yelling stuff, you know that? 23 00:00:31,262 --> 00:00:33,467 You got no clue what you're talking about, Hoagies. 24 00:00:33,635 --> 00:00:34,002 Oh yeah? 25 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:35,437 What makes you an authority? 26 00:00:35,739 --> 00:00:36,874 How about this. 27 00:00:37,676 --> 00:00:39,411 Whoa, is that a Super Bowl ring? 28 00:00:39,411 --> 00:00:41,282 Pfft, where'd you get that? The Halloween store? 29 00:00:41,282 --> 00:00:43,120 No, I earned it, okay? 30 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,490 I played a pivotal role in the Eagles championship 31 00:00:45,490 --> 00:00:46,159 run, thank you. 32 00:00:46,292 --> 00:00:47,629 Oh, get out of here, Steve. 33 00:00:47,629 --> 00:00:48,731 You work in ticket sales. 34 00:00:48,865 --> 00:00:50,501 That's a BS ring right there. 35 00:00:50,501 --> 00:00:51,302 No such thing. 36 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:53,608 Whoa, is that a Super Bowl ring? 37 00:00:53,608 --> 00:00:54,744 You bet your ass it is. 38 00:00:54,877 --> 00:00:56,881 Wow! Beer's on the house. 39 00:00:57,047 --> 00:00:57,749 Thanks, man. 40 00:00:57,883 --> 00:00:59,251 Later, Hoagies. 41 00:00:59,919 --> 00:01:00,286 Unbelievable. 42 00:01:00,921 --> 00:01:02,926 Yeah, I can't believe Steve DelVecchio is a 43 00:01:02,926 --> 00:01:04,195 Super Bowl champion. 44 00:01:04,195 --> 00:01:05,096 He's a fraud, Hank. 45 00:01:05,330 --> 00:01:09,840 I cannot and will not sit idly by while Steve frickin' 46 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,812 DelVecchio runs around acting like football royalty, 47 00:01:12,945 --> 00:01:16,285 reaping the benefits of a ring he does not deserve. 48 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:18,457 Well, uh, what are you gonna do about it, Mark? 49 00:01:18,691 --> 00:01:22,031 I'm also gonna reap the benefits, baby. 50 00:01:22,031 --> 00:01:22,465 Boom. 51 00:01:22,566 --> 00:01:24,101 Suck it, DelVecchio. 52 00:01:25,705 --> 00:01:28,343 ♪ Well, I used to work at a hot dog factory ♪ 53 00:01:28,343 --> 00:01:30,480 ♪ Until them robots came along ♪ 54 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,218 ♪ And now there is no job for me ♪ 55 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:34,656 ♪ But I get 3,000 bucks a month ♪ 56 00:01:34,789 --> 00:01:38,798 ♪ Thanks to UVI ♪ 57 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:42,772 ♪ Now we're Universal Basic Guys ♪ 58 00:01:42,939 --> 00:01:44,442 ♪ It may not sound like much ♪ 59 00:01:44,576 --> 00:01:47,615 ♪ But we're still gonna try ♪ 60 00:01:47,749 --> 00:01:52,692 ♪ We're just Universal Basic Guys ♪ 61 00:01:57,502 --> 00:01:59,371 Ha, whoa there, Johnny Depp. 62 00:01:59,506 --> 00:02:01,076 Since when do you wear jewelry? 63 00:02:01,076 --> 00:02:02,946 Oh, this is way more than jewelry, Tam. 64 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,253 This is an official Eagles Super Bowl ring. 65 00:02:06,386 --> 00:02:08,256 How'd you get your hands on a Super Bowl ring? 66 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:09,959 Doesn't matter how you get a ring. 67 00:02:10,093 --> 00:02:11,830 What matters is that you got one. 68 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:12,398 With this thing? 69 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:14,502 People respect your football opinions. 70 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:17,576 No longer will I be treated like a dumb fan. 71 00:02:17,576 --> 00:02:18,110 Oh, yeah? 72 00:02:18,578 --> 00:02:20,347 The minute you open your mouth, you're gonna be 73 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,117 exposed as a total fraud. 74 00:02:22,251 --> 00:02:23,788 Bet you can't even name one play. 75 00:02:23,788 --> 00:02:25,792 Pfft, yeah, okay, hon. That's ridiculous. 76 00:02:25,926 --> 00:02:28,130 Can't even name-- I know a ton of plays, actually, okay? 77 00:02:28,230 --> 00:02:30,234 Like, uh, what's the one where they, uh, run 78 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:31,235 the ball up the middle? 79 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:32,037 Oh, hey, guys! 80 00:02:32,237 --> 00:02:34,542 Either you wanna go to the Eagles game today? 81 00:02:34,676 --> 00:02:37,014 Our son would rather watch people play video games. 82 00:02:37,014 --> 00:02:38,116 Oh, thanks. 83 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:40,420 But I actually have brunch plans. 84 00:02:40,555 --> 00:02:42,993 David, they're playing New York. 85 00:02:43,126 --> 00:02:43,894 Um... 86 00:02:44,262 --> 00:02:44,930 Yeah, no chance. 87 00:02:45,364 --> 00:02:47,835 He gets uncomfortable around macho stuff like that. 88 00:02:47,969 --> 00:02:48,738 Wait, what? 89 00:02:48,838 --> 00:02:49,740 What do you mean by that? 90 00:02:49,973 --> 00:02:51,109 Yeah, come on, it'll be fun. 91 00:02:51,276 --> 00:02:52,979 You ever been to a Birds game before? 92 00:02:53,146 --> 00:02:54,616 I have not, actually. 93 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:55,416 David, stop. 94 00:02:55,785 --> 00:02:57,956 You and I both know you'll have a horrible time. 95 00:02:57,956 --> 00:03:00,160 You know, there's a lot you don't know about me, Andrea. 96 00:03:00,294 --> 00:03:01,830 You literally never watch football. 97 00:03:01,830 --> 00:03:04,302 Yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy a game, 98 00:03:04,302 --> 00:03:06,172 like a regular dude guy. 99 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:07,474 So is that a yes? 100 00:03:07,609 --> 00:03:08,176 Uh, yes. 101 00:03:08,409 --> 00:03:09,913 Yes, I would love to go. 102 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:11,416 Let me just, uh, I'll be right back. 103 00:03:11,416 --> 00:03:13,052 I'm gonna go grab my football hat. 104 00:03:13,286 --> 00:03:14,623 Well, good luck. 105 00:03:14,923 --> 00:03:15,625 Oh, come on. 106 00:03:15,792 --> 00:03:16,492 He's gonna love it. 107 00:03:18,296 --> 00:03:19,733 Giants Suck! 108 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,770 Yeah, I don't know if wearing that Giants hat was 109 00:03:21,770 --> 00:03:22,906 such a smart idea, okay? 110 00:03:22,906 --> 00:03:24,142 Eagles fans are maniacs. 111 00:03:24,142 --> 00:03:25,010 Don't worry, David. 112 00:03:25,144 --> 00:03:26,012 Just have fun. 113 00:03:26,012 --> 00:03:27,782 Eagles fans get a bad rep. 114 00:03:27,782 --> 00:03:28,817 Eh, I don't know, Tam. 115 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,155 There's a reason they got a jail under the stadium. 116 00:03:31,155 --> 00:03:32,191 Oh, come on. 117 00:03:32,191 --> 00:03:33,126 Eagles jail's a myth. 118 00:03:33,493 --> 00:03:37,201 Like the Jersey Devil, or those, uh, Ben Franklin Bridge Trolls. 119 00:03:37,569 --> 00:03:39,640 Wait, troll-- Do you mean tolls? 120 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:40,206 No, David. 121 00:03:40,206 --> 00:03:40,875 Trolls, okay? 122 00:03:41,175 --> 00:03:42,344 There's these little trolls that live under 123 00:03:42,344 --> 00:03:43,346 the Ben Franklin Bridge. 124 00:03:43,446 --> 00:03:44,348 Everybody knows that. 125 00:03:44,348 --> 00:03:45,752 You say that like it's a fact. 126 00:03:45,752 --> 00:03:47,789 I actually have a Super Bowl ring, so everything 127 00:03:47,956 --> 00:03:48,323 I say is a fact. 128 00:03:48,758 --> 00:03:50,227 Okay, Mark. I could buy a tiara. 129 00:03:50,327 --> 00:03:52,330 Does that make me freakin' Princess Diana? 130 00:03:52,330 --> 00:03:52,965 You know what? 131 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:53,767 Let's go, Hank. 132 00:03:54,168 --> 00:03:56,607 We spent enough time amongst the, uh, hoi polloi. 133 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:59,045 Time to go flex this ring and mingle with 134 00:03:59,045 --> 00:04:00,313 the first class fans. 135 00:04:00,313 --> 00:04:01,415 Fine. Have fun, Mark. 136 00:04:01,516 --> 00:04:04,523 David and I will be enjoying the game with the real fans. 137 00:04:04,823 --> 00:04:05,825 Ain't that right, David? 138 00:04:05,825 --> 00:04:06,627 Oh, absolutely. 139 00:04:06,761 --> 00:04:09,264 I want the authentic cultural experience. 140 00:04:11,069 --> 00:04:11,704 Hi. 141 00:04:12,071 --> 00:04:12,939 I like your tat. 142 00:04:12,939 --> 00:04:14,810 Are you making fun of me? 143 00:04:14,943 --> 00:04:15,244 What? 144 00:04:15,377 --> 00:04:15,745 No, no, no, no. 145 00:04:16,246 --> 00:04:18,083 I think, uh, I think it's really cool. 146 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:18,951 2005? 147 00:04:19,118 --> 00:04:19,485 Wow. 148 00:04:19,686 --> 00:04:20,821 Great Super Bowl, right? 149 00:04:20,955 --> 00:04:21,957 No, it wasn't. 150 00:04:22,257 --> 00:04:23,460 Eagles lost. 151 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:25,063 Oh... So then why-- 152 00:04:25,063 --> 00:04:28,302 I got it in 2004. I was feeling pretty confident. 153 00:04:28,671 --> 00:04:29,105 Got it. 154 00:04:29,606 --> 00:04:31,342 Maybe you could, uh, use the ring to get 155 00:04:31,475 --> 00:04:32,979 like, uh, free hot dogs. 156 00:04:32,979 --> 00:04:33,213 No, no, no. 157 00:04:33,681 --> 00:04:34,682 You got to think bigger, Hank. 158 00:04:34,849 --> 00:04:35,852 Oh, yeah, you're right. 159 00:04:36,119 --> 00:04:36,987 We could meet Swoop. 160 00:04:37,121 --> 00:04:37,789 Oh, come on, Hank. 161 00:04:38,356 --> 00:04:40,528 Okay, any five year old can meet the mascot, but not just 162 00:04:40,662 --> 00:04:42,565 anyone can go up there, baby. 163 00:04:45,972 --> 00:04:46,239 Ticket? 164 00:04:46,472 --> 00:04:47,542 Here's my ticket. 165 00:04:47,776 --> 00:04:50,548 Yeah, that's not really, uh, whatever. 166 00:04:50,782 --> 00:04:55,423 Oh, yeah, now this is the filet mignon of the fan experience. 167 00:04:55,557 --> 00:04:57,995 This is where the real heavy hitters watch the game. 168 00:04:58,296 --> 00:04:59,999 No fricken way. 169 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,404 Woo! Let's go, Birds! 170 00:05:02,404 --> 00:05:03,841 Get a stop! Come on! 171 00:05:03,974 --> 00:05:05,711 Let's go, The Giants! 172 00:05:05,844 --> 00:05:06,847 Get a stop! 173 00:05:06,847 --> 00:05:07,381 Hey, moron! 174 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:08,717 You're on offense! 175 00:05:09,151 --> 00:05:10,153 Oh, just ignore him. 176 00:05:10,287 --> 00:05:11,155 Oh, it's all good. 177 00:05:11,155 --> 00:05:12,158 It's part of the fun. 178 00:05:12,158 --> 00:05:13,259 Hey, I can take it. 179 00:05:13,259 --> 00:05:13,894 Heh heh. 180 00:05:14,028 --> 00:05:16,265 Let's go, New York! 181 00:05:16,265 --> 00:05:18,169 Giants suck, you freaking nerd. 182 00:05:18,269 --> 00:05:18,938 Hey, whoa there. Hey, 183 00:05:19,138 --> 00:05:21,577 counter point: Eagles suck, you nerd. 184 00:05:21,710 --> 00:05:23,413 Say one more thing to my kid and I'll shove that 185 00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:25,050 hat right down your throat! 186 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:27,487 Understood. I am so sorry, ma'am. 187 00:05:28,456 --> 00:05:30,026 Oh man, which one should we go in? 188 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,163 Hank, we can go in any one we want. 189 00:05:32,163 --> 00:05:33,032 We got the ring. 190 00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:34,334 We're VIPs. 191 00:05:35,805 --> 00:05:38,310 Oh yeah. Got the unlimited egg rolls. 192 00:05:38,443 --> 00:05:40,014 Got the air conditioning. 193 00:05:40,180 --> 00:05:42,017 Dude's in a business casual. 194 00:05:42,184 --> 00:05:43,319 Jackpot, baby. 195 00:05:43,988 --> 00:05:46,694 Oh yeah, now this is how you watch a game. 196 00:05:46,861 --> 00:05:48,631 Oh hell yeah, yeah, let me get one of those. 197 00:05:51,068 --> 00:05:51,737 Uh, no thanks. 198 00:05:51,904 --> 00:05:54,074 I, uh, I feel bad eating the babies. 199 00:05:55,210 --> 00:05:57,882 So, uh, you from New York City? 200 00:05:58,015 --> 00:06:01,322 Yeah, well, Westchester, but it's like right next to 201 00:06:01,456 --> 00:06:02,190 the Bronx, so... 202 00:06:02,324 --> 00:06:04,194 You into theater? 203 00:06:04,328 --> 00:06:05,497 Pfft! Theater? 204 00:06:05,631 --> 00:06:08,036 No, I mean, I've seen a show or two, but I'm not 205 00:06:08,169 --> 00:06:10,040 like some fancy theater boy. 206 00:06:10,842 --> 00:06:13,479 Ah, damn, I was thinking of taking my girl to 207 00:06:13,479 --> 00:06:16,185 a Broadway show, but wasn't sure what to see. 208 00:06:16,485 --> 00:06:16,853 Oh, really? 209 00:06:17,054 --> 00:06:19,058 Um, what about Hamilton? 210 00:06:19,225 --> 00:06:19,860 It's terrific. 211 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:24,434 Oh, yeah, because I heard it was a bunch of woke, B.S. 212 00:06:25,237 --> 00:06:25,605 Oh! 213 00:06:25,738 --> 00:06:26,941 Uh, yeah, totally. 214 00:06:27,108 --> 00:06:27,908 Totally overrated. 215 00:06:28,042 --> 00:06:29,378 I mean, you don't want to see that crap. 216 00:06:29,746 --> 00:06:33,553 But, uh, maybe, you know, Stomp is more up your alley? 217 00:06:33,820 --> 00:06:34,488 Stomp! 218 00:06:35,023 --> 00:06:39,131 Stomp, okay, uh, Is that the one where they're all cats? 219 00:06:39,498 --> 00:06:41,536 No, that's-- that's Cats. 220 00:06:42,337 --> 00:06:44,108 Ahh. You want? 221 00:06:44,342 --> 00:06:47,348 Um, uh, yeah, yeah, let's do it. 222 00:06:47,516 --> 00:06:48,984 David, I wouldn't. 223 00:06:49,084 --> 00:06:50,086 Oh, it's fine, Tammy. 224 00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:51,222 I'm hanging out. 225 00:06:51,356 --> 00:06:52,525 I'm being a dude. 226 00:06:52,525 --> 00:06:54,094 I'm going with the flow. 227 00:06:54,228 --> 00:06:56,098 Yeah, dude, yeah. 228 00:06:57,234 --> 00:06:59,071 My god, what is that? 229 00:06:59,071 --> 00:07:03,614 Oh, uh, mostly rubbing alcohol into race gas, yeah. 230 00:07:03,981 --> 00:07:05,283 Keeps me responsible. 231 00:07:05,518 --> 00:07:08,290 Can't drive home if you drank all your fuel. 232 00:07:08,791 --> 00:07:11,162 You see, this whole team is soft because the coach 233 00:07:11,295 --> 00:07:12,665 is a fricken goofball bozo. 234 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:15,270 I mean, whatever happened to old school punch - em 235 00:07:15,270 --> 00:07:16,272 in - the - mouth football? 236 00:07:16,272 --> 00:07:18,276 Run the ball and play defense. 237 00:07:18,376 --> 00:07:19,679 Hey, but what do I know? 238 00:07:19,679 --> 00:07:21,683 Just my expert opinion. 239 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:23,687 Wow, this guy really knows ball. 240 00:07:23,821 --> 00:07:25,558 You were on our Super Bowl team? 241 00:07:25,692 --> 00:07:29,131 Oh yeah, oh yeah, I was a, uh, a coaching consultant, yeah. 242 00:07:29,398 --> 00:07:30,701 That was-- That's what I was. 243 00:07:30,835 --> 00:07:32,237 I thought I knew everyone on 244 00:07:32,237 --> 00:07:35,443 that team, but, uh, forgive me, I don't recognize you. 245 00:07:35,443 --> 00:07:37,782 That's because he's a fraud. 246 00:07:38,015 --> 00:07:38,818 DelVecchio. 247 00:07:38,951 --> 00:07:41,121 The hell are you doing here, Hoagies? 248 00:07:41,255 --> 00:07:45,030 Oh, you know, just mingling with my fellow football connoisseurs. 249 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:47,568 Oh, are you now! That's interesting. 250 00:07:47,702 --> 00:07:49,305 Have you shared with them how you think the 251 00:07:49,305 --> 00:07:50,674 team is run by morons? 252 00:07:50,674 --> 00:07:51,677 Oh yeah, well the fricken owner, 253 00:07:51,843 --> 00:07:53,547 that guy's a stone cold moron. 254 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:55,751 He doesn't have the balls to take this team over the top. 255 00:07:55,884 --> 00:07:56,185 Pfft! 256 00:07:56,953 --> 00:07:58,724 Well, Mark, thank you for your candid assessment. 257 00:07:58,724 --> 00:08:02,197 I'm sure our esteemed owner here appreciates it very much. 258 00:08:07,241 --> 00:08:10,748 Hey, listen. Old school hard - nosed leatherheads like me? 259 00:08:10,982 --> 00:08:13,319 Yeah, we're not gonna B.S. you and stroke your ego. 260 00:08:13,319 --> 00:08:15,190 We care about one thing,-- winning, 261 00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:16,860 and sometimes, that ain't pretty. 262 00:08:16,993 --> 00:08:19,699 You wanna go ahead and surround yourself with sycophants? 263 00:08:19,932 --> 00:08:20,501 Be my guest. 264 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:21,803 You know who else did that? 265 00:08:22,037 --> 00:08:22,905 Saddam Hussein. 266 00:08:23,039 --> 00:08:23,707 And where is he now? 267 00:08:24,241 --> 00:08:26,345 Certainly not winning any Super Bowls, that's for sure. 268 00:08:26,713 --> 00:08:29,586 You know, I've owned this team for 30 years, and 269 00:08:29,719 --> 00:08:33,359 not once has anyone ever spoken to me like that. 270 00:08:33,459 --> 00:08:35,096 Sorry if that hurts your feelings. 271 00:08:35,230 --> 00:08:35,931 Let's go, Hank. 272 00:08:36,098 --> 00:08:37,234 Don't apologize. 273 00:08:37,468 --> 00:08:38,236 You're right. 274 00:08:38,236 --> 00:08:38,604 Wait, what? 275 00:08:38,938 --> 00:08:40,473 This franchise lacks toughness. 276 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:43,279 I was going to wait until the season ended to evaluate 277 00:08:43,412 --> 00:08:46,653 the coach, but after hearing your brutally honest expert 278 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:50,126 opinion, it's clear we need to make a change now. 279 00:08:50,226 --> 00:08:50,661 Sir, please. 280 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:52,364 I-- I don't think you should be li-- 281 00:08:52,364 --> 00:08:53,667 Let me tell you something, Sales Guy. 282 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:56,205 I didn't get rich by playing it safe. 283 00:08:56,506 --> 00:08:58,877 I got rich by having a rich grandfather. 284 00:08:58,877 --> 00:09:01,382 Who knew when to trust his gut. 285 00:09:01,650 --> 00:09:03,219 How'd you like to be the next coach of the 286 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:04,656 Philadelphia Eagles? 287 00:09:04,756 --> 00:09:07,260 Oh, hell yeah. When do I start? 288 00:09:07,528 --> 00:09:08,095 Right now. 289 00:09:08,530 --> 00:09:09,633 Gotta be bold, right? 290 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:11,770 What the hell is going on? 291 00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:17,582 Yo, how cool is this, Hank? 292 00:09:17,749 --> 00:09:19,819 Okay, this ring, best purchase ever, okay? 293 00:09:19,952 --> 00:09:21,657 I'm about to be the coach of the Eagles. 294 00:09:21,824 --> 00:09:23,392 You sure you know how to be a head coach? 295 00:09:23,527 --> 00:09:24,194 Oh, absolutely. 296 00:09:24,461 --> 00:09:25,831 They got a million assistant coaches that 297 00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:26,498 do all the real work. 298 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,503 All the head coach does is just run up and down the 299 00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:29,806 sidelines yelling crap. 300 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:31,509 Oh man, you'd be great at that. 301 00:09:31,910 --> 00:09:34,916 So, uh, you think like, uh, maybe I could have a role? 302 00:09:34,916 --> 00:09:37,555 I'm thinking like, uh, I don't know, mascot or something? 303 00:09:37,555 --> 00:09:38,557 I don't know, Hank. 304 00:09:38,557 --> 00:09:40,427 I run a meritocracy here, okay? 305 00:09:40,561 --> 00:09:41,062 Yeah, okay. 306 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:44,569 Tell you what, you can be the backup mascot, but if you want 307 00:09:44,569 --> 00:09:46,138 to start, you gotta earn it. 308 00:09:46,438 --> 00:09:47,575 Oh, gee, thanks, Mark. 309 00:09:47,575 --> 00:09:48,376 I won't let you down. 310 00:09:48,644 --> 00:09:51,449 Better not, because there's no losers on my staff. 311 00:09:51,683 --> 00:09:53,887 Now let's go kick some Giants ass! 312 00:09:58,129 --> 00:09:59,699 Okay, guys. Culture change, okay? 313 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:02,237 We're bringing back an old-school mentality. 314 00:10:02,237 --> 00:10:05,845 It's all about physical and mental toughness. You got that? 315 00:10:05,978 --> 00:10:07,548 Uh, who the hell are you? 316 00:10:07,548 --> 00:10:10,287 I'm Mark Hoagies. Your new head coach. 317 00:10:10,855 --> 00:10:13,727 Uh... okay. Well, I just need a play. 318 00:10:13,727 --> 00:10:14,529 Okay, yeah, just ah... 319 00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:16,599 Due to one where you, uh, I don't know, run a ball up the 320 00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:17,602 middle, whatever it's called. 321 00:10:17,602 --> 00:10:19,104 Uh, it's fourth and fifteen. 322 00:10:19,271 --> 00:10:22,477 I don't give a damn if it's fourth and fifty million miles! 323 00:10:22,611 --> 00:10:24,114 You pound that fricken' rock, pal! 324 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,485 Man, it looks like the Eagles are lining up 325 00:10:26,485 --> 00:10:27,622 in a power formation. 326 00:10:27,855 --> 00:10:29,158 Are they going for this? 327 00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:31,730 Maybe trying to get the Giants to jump offside? 328 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:34,602 Oh my God, they're actually doing it. 329 00:10:34,736 --> 00:10:38,877 And it's a first down Eagles, what a play call. 330 00:10:38,877 --> 00:10:42,016 I don't know who this new coach is, but he has got balls 331 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,453 the size of the Liberty Bell. 332 00:10:43,587 --> 00:10:45,591 Nice job boys, let's run it again. 333 00:10:45,757 --> 00:10:47,962 Uh... okay. 334 00:10:48,329 --> 00:10:49,331 Another run. 335 00:10:50,701 --> 00:10:53,006 And this time they're stopped for a one yard gain. 336 00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:54,341 Run it again, let's go. 337 00:10:54,642 --> 00:10:55,276 Uh, coach. 338 00:10:55,477 --> 00:10:57,781 Maybe we want to try something else? 339 00:10:57,781 --> 00:10:58,583 Uh uh uh, no. 340 00:10:59,017 --> 00:11:02,357 This is old-school, jam it down her throat's football, okay? 341 00:11:02,525 --> 00:11:03,225 Run it again. 342 00:11:04,161 --> 00:11:05,664 And another run up the middle. 343 00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:07,100 This time for no gain. 344 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:07,768 Wooo! 345 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,506 Ah, what the hell is this coach doing? 346 00:11:09,739 --> 00:11:12,077 Maybe Mark is right, this guy is a moron. 347 00:11:13,513 --> 00:11:14,816 What flavor they got today? 348 00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:15,885 Oh, uh, blue. 349 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,387 Oh yeah, that's my favorite. 350 00:11:17,522 --> 00:11:18,623 Wait, me too. 351 00:11:18,924 --> 00:11:21,630 So do you work around here or just hanging out? 352 00:11:21,763 --> 00:11:23,767 Uh, yeah, I'm actually the punter. 353 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,637 Oh, wow, I'm a big fan of punting. 354 00:11:25,637 --> 00:11:26,506 Wait, really? 355 00:11:26,506 --> 00:11:27,174 That's awesome. 356 00:11:27,709 --> 00:11:29,378 Yeah, a lot of people don't like, uh, appreciate all the 357 00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:30,311 nuance that goes into it. 358 00:11:30,312 --> 00:11:32,518 Totally, yeah, I always love when a ball goes 359 00:11:32,518 --> 00:11:33,520 real high in the air. 360 00:11:33,687 --> 00:11:35,525 Yes, that's my favorite part. 361 00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,060 So, what do you do? 362 00:11:37,060 --> 00:11:39,398 Oh, oh, I'm the, uh, backup mascot. 363 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,066 Oh, wow. 364 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,937 We don't even have a backup punter. 365 00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:44,241 Yeah, you can't take a chance with a mascot. 366 00:11:45,009 --> 00:11:45,744 Boo! 367 00:11:46,111 --> 00:11:47,413 You suck! 368 00:11:47,982 --> 00:11:48,416 Get out! 369 00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:49,218 Will you shut up? 370 00:11:49,653 --> 00:11:51,790 David, maybe you should dial it back a little bit. 371 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:54,428 Come on! I'm having fun! 372 00:11:54,796 --> 00:11:57,434 I love sports! 373 00:11:57,569 --> 00:11:59,437 Ugh, I can't with this fricken guy. 374 00:11:59,672 --> 00:12:01,442 Go back to New York, dork! 375 00:12:01,543 --> 00:12:02,310 Oh, yeah? 376 00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:03,547 What are you gonna do? 377 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:06,184 Ah! 378 00:12:10,427 --> 00:12:12,430 David, what would Andrea say? 379 00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:14,301 Hmm, good point. 380 00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:16,405 Who are you calling dork? 381 00:12:16,539 --> 00:12:17,273 Dork? 382 00:12:18,276 --> 00:12:19,411 Argh... 383 00:12:19,712 --> 00:12:20,279 Oh my god. 384 00:12:20,279 --> 00:12:21,583 Oh snap! 385 00:12:21,716 --> 00:12:22,417 That guy! 386 00:12:22,719 --> 00:12:23,721 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 387 00:12:23,854 --> 00:12:24,723 It was a complete mistake. 388 00:12:24,856 --> 00:12:25,825 I don't even like sports. 389 00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:27,293 Where are you taking me? 390 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:28,463 Oh no. 391 00:12:28,964 --> 00:12:30,300 Hey, you wanna see something cool? 392 00:12:30,601 --> 00:12:31,936 I can lick my shin. 393 00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:34,341 Whoa, that's awesome. 394 00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:36,613 Oh no, what happened to Swoop? 395 00:12:36,713 --> 00:12:38,617 Well Hank, looks like you're up. 396 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:39,018 Wait, what? 397 00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:40,320 Aren't you the backup mascot? 398 00:12:40,521 --> 00:12:44,361 Oh yeah, I just, I feel like I haven't earned it yet. 399 00:12:44,495 --> 00:12:46,733 Hank, you earn it by taking it. 400 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:51,877 When you get your chance, you show them why you deserve it. 401 00:12:52,244 --> 00:12:55,584 Um, excuse me, I-- I'm actually the backup mascot. 402 00:12:55,751 --> 00:12:57,321 Oh perfect, come with me. 403 00:12:57,589 --> 00:12:58,455 You got this Hank. 404 00:12:58,757 --> 00:12:59,992 Yeah, I got this. 405 00:13:00,126 --> 00:13:02,196 Hey, uh, call me if you ever need anything 406 00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:03,132 punted or whatever. 407 00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:05,771 And another touchdown for the Giants. 408 00:13:06,005 --> 00:13:08,576 This is a beatdown for the ages. 409 00:13:08,576 --> 00:13:10,514 Yeah, this team sucks. Here can you take this? 410 00:13:10,514 --> 00:13:11,214 I'm done. 411 00:13:11,348 --> 00:13:11,783 Uh. 412 00:13:11,783 --> 00:13:12,518 Yo, Hank! 413 00:13:12,651 --> 00:13:13,219 Hank! 414 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,388 There he is. 415 00:13:14,656 --> 00:13:15,457 Oh, hey there, owner guy. 416 00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:18,897 So, appreciate the opportunity, but, uh, I'm officially 417 00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:20,534 announcing my retirement. 418 00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:21,435 You're a liar! 419 00:13:21,536 --> 00:13:24,408 There was no Mark Hoagies on the 2017 staff. 420 00:13:24,408 --> 00:13:27,280 I knew I should have at least spent five minutes researching 421 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,919 before impulsively hiring you as head coach of the multi 422 00:13:30,053 --> 00:13:31,923 billion dollar NFL franchise. 423 00:13:31,923 --> 00:13:34,361 Whoa, you're disrespecting a Super Bowl champion! 424 00:13:34,361 --> 00:13:36,365 Is that ring even real? 425 00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:37,067 Uh, it better be. 426 00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:38,804 You know how much I paid for this fricken thing? 427 00:13:38,804 --> 00:13:40,808 I mean, uh, I, how much I earned this? 428 00:13:40,941 --> 00:13:41,475 It's fake. 429 00:13:41,643 --> 00:13:43,379 Pfft, okay, that's ridiculous. 430 00:13:43,513 --> 00:13:44,247 Oh, yeah? 431 00:13:44,381 --> 00:13:45,182 Where's your name? 432 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:46,418 Where's my na--? Wait, what are you talking about? 433 00:13:46,586 --> 00:13:49,257 Those rings have names have names engraved on them. 434 00:13:49,391 --> 00:13:50,192 Show me your name. 435 00:13:50,393 --> 00:13:52,798 Okay, well, uh, there it is, right there, see? 436 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:55,070 Really? Your name is Made in China? 437 00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:57,775 It's pronounced Madden Chee Nah, okay? 438 00:13:57,775 --> 00:13:58,209 It's Gaelic. 439 00:13:58,476 --> 00:13:59,913 You're full of crap, Hoagies. 440 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,985 Take this clown to Eagle's Jail. 441 00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:03,554 Ha! 442 00:14:03,954 --> 00:14:05,657 Friggin' knew Eagle's Jail was real. 443 00:14:05,791 --> 00:14:08,095 Well, looks like your, uh, skinny buddy is 444 00:14:08,095 --> 00:14:09,431 going to Eagle's Jail. 445 00:14:09,665 --> 00:14:11,235 Eagle's Jail? That's a real thing? 446 00:14:11,469 --> 00:14:14,107 Oh yeah, some bad dudes down there. 447 00:14:14,207 --> 00:14:16,680 Oh god, David, it won't last five minutes. 448 00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:18,115 I gotta go get him out of there. 449 00:14:18,115 --> 00:14:20,353 Okay, but you're not gonna find it. 450 00:14:20,521 --> 00:14:23,226 It's in a secret spot way below the stadium. 451 00:14:23,359 --> 00:14:25,664 Uh, how do you know so much about Eagle's Jail? 452 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:29,705 You could say I've, uh, done a few stints, if you will. 453 00:14:29,839 --> 00:14:30,708 Well, can you take me there? 454 00:14:30,841 --> 00:14:33,278 Oh, I can, but I gotta warn you. 455 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,449 I'm really drunk. 456 00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:38,255 Good thing you're here today. 457 00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:40,694 Sadly under such unfortunate circumstances. 458 00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,464 Just doing my job, you know. 459 00:14:42,698 --> 00:14:43,700 Hey, this place is awesome. 460 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:44,635 Indeed. 461 00:14:44,936 --> 00:14:48,577 This is our mascot and fan engagement lab. 462 00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:49,578 Oh, cool. 463 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,014 What's, uh, what's that? 464 00:14:51,148 --> 00:14:53,587 That's our prototype for an infinite hot dog. 465 00:14:53,887 --> 00:14:55,223 Please, help yourself. 466 00:14:55,223 --> 00:14:55,724 Whoa. 467 00:14:56,024 --> 00:14:56,960 Let's get you suited up. 468 00:14:57,293 --> 00:15:01,135 Unfortunately, our primary Swoop suit was damaged in the fall. 469 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,542 This is our prototype for a next generation mascot. 470 00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:07,247 Now, the tech is still in beta, so be careful out there. 471 00:15:07,414 --> 00:15:10,754 Fortunately, you're a trained mascot operator, so we have 472 00:15:10,754 --> 00:15:12,190 100 percent confidence in you. 473 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,503 How yous all doin'? Heh... 474 00:15:19,739 --> 00:15:21,509 Hey, go Birds. Heh, heh. 475 00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:24,748 You smell like a Giants fan. 476 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,622 Your kind don't last long around here. 477 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:28,624 Oh, god. 478 00:15:28,891 --> 00:15:32,063 Ah--ah, listen, I'm not really a Giants fan. 479 00:15:32,297 --> 00:15:34,502 I'm just, I'm just from New York. 480 00:15:36,906 --> 00:15:38,475 Okay, Hank, you can do this. 481 00:15:44,287 --> 00:15:45,624 Alright, here goes nothing. 482 00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:51,134 Whoa. 483 00:15:57,047 --> 00:15:59,117 Ooh, doughnut press. 484 00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:07,801 Ohhhh... My god! 485 00:16:09,638 --> 00:16:11,776 Oh geez! 486 00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:13,345 Ahhh... 487 00:16:15,951 --> 00:16:17,286 Oh... 488 00:16:17,521 --> 00:16:21,161 Okay... ah..ah... 489 00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:24,535 Okay, come on. 490 00:16:24,669 --> 00:16:25,671 You got this, Hank. 491 00:16:30,714 --> 00:16:32,283 Oh, oh, oh... 492 00:16:36,593 --> 00:16:37,594 Oh, no. 493 00:16:38,395 --> 00:16:40,299 Ben Franklin Bridge Trolls! 494 00:16:41,736 --> 00:16:43,239 Uh, okay, here we go. 495 00:16:43,372 --> 00:16:46,311 Now this trash can, this looks familiar, I know this. 496 00:16:46,445 --> 00:16:47,113 It's on wheels. 497 00:16:47,581 --> 00:16:49,251 Oh yeah, I know, that's what I, uh, that's the thing I 498 00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:50,821 remember about it, yeah, so. 499 00:16:50,955 --> 00:16:52,625 Hmm, which way? 500 00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:55,129 Ah, I thought you said you've been to Eagle's 501 00:16:55,129 --> 00:16:55,931 Jail a bunch of times. 502 00:16:56,298 --> 00:16:59,237 Sorry, I never remember the part where I get sent there, 503 00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:01,709 only the, uh, the part where I leave. 504 00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:03,880 Wait, I know what to do. 505 00:17:04,013 --> 00:17:05,718 I just walk backwards. 506 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:15,437 Wait, so you were made in a mascot lab? 507 00:17:15,437 --> 00:17:15,871 Yes. 508 00:17:16,472 --> 00:17:18,977 We were failed attempts at creating a fun little 509 00:17:18,977 --> 00:17:20,279 sidekick for Swoop. 510 00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:23,119 They combined the DNA of Benjamin Franklin 511 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:24,555 with feral pigskin. 512 00:17:24,789 --> 00:17:27,661 What they didn't know was that some of Benjamin Franklin's 513 00:17:27,795 --> 00:17:31,503 gout got into the mix and it made us very cranky! 514 00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:32,605 Yeah! 515 00:17:32,738 --> 00:17:33,874 Prepare to meet your death! 516 00:17:34,174 --> 00:17:36,044 Ben Franklin style! 517 00:17:36,178 --> 00:17:38,081 Raise the key! 518 00:17:43,058 --> 00:17:45,063 Uh Oh. 519 00:17:45,196 --> 00:17:48,603 If we can't be the mascot then no one can! 520 00:17:58,155 --> 00:18:00,026 Damn, I thought these things were just a myth! 521 00:18:00,026 --> 00:18:00,460 Yeah. 522 00:18:01,161 --> 00:18:03,165 Hey, well, uh, thanks for rescuing me, uh, sorry to 523 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,167 bug you during the game. 524 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,537 Ah, it was a blowout. 525 00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:06,472 I'm glad you called me. 526 00:18:06,873 --> 00:18:10,547 So, uh, whaddya say we grab a cold blue one on me? 527 00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:11,916 That sounds great. 528 00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,087 Wow, that's crazy. 529 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,224 I never thought about it that way. 530 00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:19,965 If I were born in New York, I'd be a Giants fan? 531 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:20,767 Exactly. 532 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,941 Wait a minute, I-- I thought people was fans of other 533 00:18:23,941 --> 00:18:25,644 teams cause they're jerks. 534 00:18:25,644 --> 00:18:26,813 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 535 00:18:26,813 --> 00:18:28,816 What about Cowboys fans? 536 00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,088 Are they just regular people too? 537 00:18:31,188 --> 00:18:33,392 Yeah, even Cowboys fans. 538 00:18:33,392 --> 00:18:34,160 Whoa. 539 00:18:34,394 --> 00:18:34,829 Hey! 540 00:18:35,062 --> 00:18:36,699 Unbelievable disrespect. 541 00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:37,500 Mark? 542 00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,839 David, what the hell are you doing here? 543 00:18:39,939 --> 00:18:40,941 Oh, he killed Swoop. 544 00:18:41,074 --> 00:18:42,945 I did not kill Swoop, okay? 545 00:18:42,945 --> 00:18:44,381 I bopped him with a beer. 546 00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:45,951 You guys know each other? 547 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,590 Yeah, this is actually Mark, my neighbor. 548 00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:48,956 Hello. 549 00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:49,388 Hi. 550 00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:49,892 Hi, Mark. 551 00:18:50,527 --> 00:18:53,132 Hey, David, they know you're a, uh, G I A N T S 552 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:53,633 fan, or-- 553 00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,269 Hey, we can spell! 554 00:18:55,269 --> 00:18:56,940 Yeah, we know he's a glanst fan. 555 00:18:57,107 --> 00:18:57,474 Come on. 556 00:18:58,009 --> 00:18:59,344 Let me, uh, introduce you to the guys. 557 00:18:59,344 --> 00:19:00,480 So this is Bruce. 558 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,350 He threw a battery at Eli Manning. 559 00:19:02,484 --> 00:19:04,688 Oh, I remember that. That was awesome, man. 560 00:19:04,822 --> 00:19:05,356 This is Kyle. 561 00:19:05,824 --> 00:19:07,862 He purposely threw up on a seven year old girl. 562 00:19:07,995 --> 00:19:08,362 Guilty. 563 00:19:08,997 --> 00:19:10,867 And you know that whole, uh, hitting Santa with 564 00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:13,005 snowballs incident from 1968? 565 00:19:13,105 --> 00:19:13,673 Of course. 566 00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:16,011 Yeah, that was actually, uh, Terry. 567 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:16,813 No way! 568 00:19:17,247 --> 00:19:19,417 You've been in here for over 50 years just for that? 569 00:19:19,552 --> 00:19:22,792 Yeah, well, they let me out in 81, and I did it again. 570 00:19:22,925 --> 00:19:27,868 And then I did it again in 97, and, well, three strikes, 571 00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:28,836 you're out, I suppose. 572 00:19:29,404 --> 00:19:31,610 Damn, dude, you must really hate Santa Claus. 573 00:19:31,743 --> 00:19:32,711 Oh, I do. 574 00:19:32,844 --> 00:19:34,480 I really do. 575 00:19:36,151 --> 00:19:38,288 So, what'd you do to end up in Eagle's Jail? 576 00:19:38,288 --> 00:19:41,495 He coached the Eagles to their worst blowout in history. 577 00:19:41,596 --> 00:19:42,163 Oh, great. 578 00:19:42,297 --> 00:19:43,298 Get lost, Steve. 579 00:19:43,398 --> 00:19:44,668 Will you relax, Hoagies. 580 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,606 I just came to get you out of here, baby. 581 00:19:46,739 --> 00:19:47,173 Oh, yeah? 582 00:19:47,173 --> 00:19:47,541 Yeah. 583 00:19:48,342 --> 00:19:50,847 All you gotta do is kiss my ring and apologize to all 584 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:54,420 of us legitimate Super Bowl champions for making a mockery 585 00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:55,924 of our prestigious fraternity. 586 00:19:55,924 --> 00:19:57,928 No fricken chance, Steve. 587 00:19:57,928 --> 00:19:58,429 Suit yourself. 588 00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:01,936 Have fun rotting in here with all these low class dirt balls. 589 00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:03,139 You fit right in, Hoagies. 590 00:20:03,272 --> 00:20:05,008 Hey, screw you, jerk. 591 00:20:05,142 --> 00:20:06,444 Boo! 592 00:20:06,579 --> 00:20:07,782 Wait, wait, wait. I'll kiss it. 593 00:20:07,782 --> 00:20:08,650 I'll kiss the ring. 594 00:20:10,152 --> 00:20:10,687 Hey, you know what? 595 00:20:11,421 --> 00:20:14,327 I'd rather be down here with you guys than up in those luxury box 596 00:20:14,461 --> 00:20:15,263 suites with those rich jerks. 597 00:20:15,463 --> 00:20:17,768 I mean that's sort of a false dichotomy, and we 598 00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:18,904 could also just be home. 599 00:20:19,338 --> 00:20:20,439 Well, here we are. 600 00:20:20,707 --> 00:20:23,078 Eric, what are you doing back here? 601 00:20:23,212 --> 00:20:23,713 Oh, hey, Bruce. 602 00:20:23,913 --> 00:20:25,550 Just helping out my friend here. 603 00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:26,084 Tammy? 604 00:20:26,217 --> 00:20:26,585 David? 605 00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,322 Oh, thank god you're okay. 606 00:20:28,322 --> 00:20:29,525 Tam? What the hell? 607 00:20:29,525 --> 00:20:30,092 Mark? 608 00:20:30,226 --> 00:20:31,261 The hell are you doing in here? 609 00:20:31,495 --> 00:20:34,334 I guess that ring really got you some first class access, huh? 610 00:20:34,468 --> 00:20:35,203 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 611 00:20:35,336 --> 00:20:36,606 These are my people, okay? 612 00:20:36,606 --> 00:20:39,177 The real old school hard nosed fans. 613 00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:40,179 Oh, yeah. 614 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,816 Like David, right? 615 00:20:41,816 --> 00:20:43,319 Yeah, like David. 616 00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:45,957 Oh, actually, can you take a picture of me hanging out 617 00:20:45,957 --> 00:20:47,193 with my new meathead friends? 618 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,362 I wanna show Andrea. 619 00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:49,699 Okay, guys, everybody, come here. 620 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,403 Okay, one, two, three. 621 00:20:52,805 --> 00:20:54,073 Eagles suck! 622 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,390 Man, this place has changed. 623 00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:05,129 Oh my god, look how expensive that beer is. 624 00:21:05,262 --> 00:21:06,633 I mean, how do you even get drunk? 625 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,803 Why don't we go grab a drink somewhere else? 626 00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:12,979 Uh... Actually, I-- I'll catch up with you guys, alright? 627 00:21:12,979 --> 00:21:13,980 Okay, see ya, Terry. 628 00:21:14,113 --> 00:21:14,982 Bye, Terry. 629 00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:30,445 I guess some things never change.